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Thursday, October 20, 2011

Bit By A Rabid Squirrel and Other Valid Excuses

I know I’m feeling a little worn down at school when, while walking across campus,
I have an actual conversation with myself that goes something like this:
Wow, that squirrel is really close to my foot. I hope it doesn’t bite me. If it bit me, I’d have to go to the
hospital and get a rabies shot. I’d have to miss class….huh. That’d be a pretty killer excuse. ‘Can’t
make it to class, bit by a rabid squirrel. The thing was practically foaming at the mouth!’ Too bad.
I clearly need a day off.

What about you? Ever dreamt of the perfect excuse to stay home?
love, elizabeth

6 comments:

  1. hahaha, I 100% do the same thing. My thoughts about it can get pretty bad too. I looooove your new header!!

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  2. I was going to say that picture is cute in the squirrely way that squirrels are cute, but then I scrolled down and saw the teeth aaaaaand now I'm going to have nightmares.

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  3. Lol had a similar conversation about being hit with a golf cart at school (nearly happened) and what would happen to me if i had been. The mind is a crazy thing!

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  4. lol...that sounds like something i could too..i am giggling over here :)

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  5. Oh TOTALLY! Sometimes I wake up with a headache and think...huh, does my stomach hurt a little? I think it does! This could definitely be the onset of a 24-hour illness!!

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  6. Haha! Yes! This has totally happened with me sometimes about going to work!! Too funny!!

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