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Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Hypothetically...

What do you do if you sleep through your alarm and when you finally hear it, it's already 8:15 and you're supposed to be at work in 15 minutes?

Answer: You shriek and bound into the other room where your husband has passed out, after working all night, and say, "KYLEIAMGOINGTOBELATECANYOUPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEDRIVEMEBECAUSEIAMREALLYBADATDRIVINGILLEGALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"


And if you're the greatest husband of your generation, you wake instantly and, instead of throwing something at my head (which is what I would have done), you leap up and throw your contacts in like some kind of skinny, Irish superhero and say, your green eyes flashing, "Let's take the Subaru."


Cue theme music.




or this...




Entirely hypothetical, of course.

love, elizabeth

PS: I am going to be in Louisville for a wedding for the rest of the week BUT I already have three amazing guest-posts lined up and you are really, really not going to want to miss them! Tomorrow, Ashley from A Recipe for Sanity will be sharing a piece of her love story with us. I will be tweeting wedding details @Lohleegaggle from the great city of Louisville so if you want to keep up with me, FOLLOW ME HERE.

13 comments:

  1. Haha. He wins the award to be sure. My husband definitely would have complained about it the whole way to work. :)

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  2. Men are more simple than us. I love that. Most, if you just tell them what you need, want to deliver. They love us and want to please us. Although you have a special guy for sure!!! What a blessing he is.

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  3. My huz would have just stared at me for a good 30 seconds trying to figure out if I was serious!

    BTW, I live in Louisville! Just a warning, it's rediculously hot here right now! I don't know where you're from, so you may be aware, but wear the lightest summer stuff you have and carry a sweater, we like our AC. Have fun!

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  4. Aw, go Kyle! Clearly, he is awesome.

    And yay! Tomorrow's the big day. :) Enjoy the wedding!

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  5. love your blog!!

    andrea g.

    www.andreabrionnephoto.blogspot.com

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  6. haha wake up late is the worst! Thank goodness you've got a great hubby!

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  7. Hope you have a great trip lady and yikes I used to have those moments - except the roommate woke me up, lol!

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  8. I just had flashbacks to the times I slept late last semester of college and almost failed Italian, the last class I needed to graduate. Once I woke up five minutes before I had a test. Good times!

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  9. Nothing like a big jolt of adrenaline first thing in the morning. I hate that... I've done it way too many times.

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  10. awww, how sweet is he! hubby would have thrown something AND then take me, haha.

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  11. Gotta love husbands like this! Have fun at the wedding

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