Eavesdropping on Myself

I’m trying to get better about writing down the silly conversations Kyle and I have sometimes. Here are a few snippets...

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Kyle: What you are saying is totally crazy.
Elizabeth: You just don't understand. But if you had lived through what I have...
Kyle: What, your rampant paranoia?

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(During the closing night performance of The Irish and How They Got That Way, the cast sang “The Rare Ould Times”)

Elizabeth: (whispering) Are you crying?
Kyle: No! (pause) Shut up.

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(At Jeni’s Ice Cream, trying the new spring flavors)

Elizabeth: I like the Icelandic Happy Marriage Cake but…I don’t know…it’s just not weird enough for me. I wish it was more unusual.
Kyle: You are such a hipster.

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(Watching Kung Fu Panda 2)

Elizabeth: An evil peacock? Really?
Kyle: It happens!

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He makes me laugh all the time. Who is the funniest person in your house?

love, elizabeth