Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Church Gets Sexy

I knew that’d get your attention. I just need to share this.

We recently had to have our pictures taken for the new photo directory at our church. I felt very grown-up getting dressed in our matchy-matchy outfits and posing for our portrait. So sweet, so put-together. Until I saw this. Now, weeks later, it’s too late to say anything but THIS is our picture for the church bulletin…

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Guys…that is the edge of my sports bra in that picture. And it’s going in the CHURCH DIRECTORY. The PERMANENT one. The one they give to MEMBERS. I had NO idea when I put on that very modest shirt dress that when turned at an angle, everyone gets a show!! I. am. mortified.

Maybe I’m overreacting. It’s just…not the dignified picture I was hoping we would have in our very first church member directory.

Omg, I hope no one from church reads this post.

Too late. The secret’s out. askdjfklasadjfk;lasdghu;oiwhaief!

Alright, lay it on me. How brazen of a hussy am I? Anyone else have an embarassing accident/misunderstanding like this? It’s time to make me feel better.

love, elizabeth

17 comments:

Sara @ Struggling Happiness said...

I must be missing something. I totally don't see a sports bra anywhere...BUT I'm sure if it is there somewhere some old dude is going to have a good time with the show you're giving him ;)!

Alexandria said...

OK am I blind? I can't see anything!! You guys look adorable. I'm sorry, I'm totally not helping the situation. You are NOT a brazen hussy! And I am the queen of spotting bras, so if I can't spot it, no one can :)

j. littlejohn said...

yeah, i don't see anything either

Deidre said...

I can't really see anything either ... I think you're safe! The internet has spoken..

(once my long wrap skirt got caught in the taxi door, so when I opened It came untied...I flashed a street of conservative muslims on the streets of turkey. HORRIFIED)

Courtney said...

You're way too cute! You guys look adorable. It must not be so revealing as you think because I can't find the bra either. Ha! Soooo cute!

Mrs. Pancakes said...

you guys look totally cute! so cute that you don't really notice! no worries....church people don't notice things like that..at least i hope not! you just reminded me we totally forgot to get our pictures taken for our church directory:-(

TiAnna Mae said...

I'm with everyone else. I don't see a thing. This is an adorable picture though.

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Miss Lynne said...

I srsly can NOT find the bra, I looked for a good long time! I think that this is a fab photo of you both...So cute! Don't worry you do not look like a hussy or anything.

Jennifer said...

This made me laugh out loud - you're hilarious. I don't think you need to worry - you can't see anything. And it's a cute pic. (o;

Sush said...

Elizabeth...totally NOT showing! I thought maybe it was going to be a Janet Jackson lookie look but nah, nada! You both look adorable as always. And most ppl have either no time to get close and personal in the Church directory or eyes to weak to catch a peek!

Hugs~

Chloe said...

haha this is so funnny!
I love the picture! You are such a cute couple!

Sarahcastically said...

Wow, um... I totally see it. That's going in a CHURCH DIRECTORY? Wow. Just, wow. Wow. WOWWWWWW. You're going to scare a lot of kids with this picture. Like all of them. All of the kids.

val said...

http://allthingschula.com/2011/09/great-weekend.html
I met a famous person last month and my bra is totally showing in the picture so I didn't even want to share it with people, then I thought what the heck and put it on my blog. (see link above) but honest I don't see anything in your picture! it does look dignified! I love it!

ashley @ A Recipe for Sanity said...

I can't see it either! I think you'll be fine. And if people have an issue with it, that's something they will have to deal with themselves! :)

Jemima said...

I don't see anything either and i looked really hard, what a cute pic of you and Kyle :)

Faith said...

i seriously have been staring at the picture for the longest time and can't see what you are referring to .. and i see others can't either. i think, we can say that is a good thing then, hehe.

but either way, sexy chuch is good, haha.

Kate&Garrett said...

All right hussy, you're out of your mind!!!!!! No bra, start breathing. Love you.

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