I know I’m feeling a little worn down at school when, while walking across campus,
I have an actual conversation with myself that goes something like this:
Wow, that squirrel is really close to my foot. I hope it doesn’t bite me. If it bit me, I’d have to go to the
hospital and get a rabies shot. I’d have to miss class….huh. That’d be a pretty killer excuse. ‘Can’t
make it to class, bit by a rabid squirrel. The thing was practically foaming at the mouth!’ Too bad.
I clearly need a day off.
What about you? Ever dreamt of the perfect excuse to stay home?